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Someone noticed a pigeon in the subway station, and, I think in order to get it to move away from the edge of the platform, loudly called to it “Excuse me, sir!”
*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs
seeing as its national coming out day, id like to let everyone know that im coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all
still the only acceptable joke about coming out day
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
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